Last updated: whenever we last remembered this page existed.

We take your privacy seriously. Mostly emotionally. Technically. Spiritually adjacent.

What we collect

Very little. Mostly what your browser politely hands us while trying to render the page. Possibly also vibes.

• basic usage data (probably)
• device/browser info (standard internet stuff)
• nothing we can personally identify you with (we wouldn’t know how)

What we do with it

• make the site work (sometimes)
• make it slightly less broken over time
• stare at aggregate stats and nod thoughtfully

What we do NOT do

• sell your data
• build a creepy profile of you
• send your info to mysterious shadow organizations
• judge your browsing choices (we are not qualified)

Cookies

Yes, but only the digital kind. Unfortunately no chocolate chip cookies are involved. If they were, this policy would be very different.

Third parties

We try not to involve them unless absolutely necessary, like when the internet itself demands it.

Security

We use reasonable measures. Not Fort Knox, more like “we lock the door and hope for the best.”

Your rights

• you may request your data (we’ll look confused but try)
• you may request deletion (we’ll emotionally detach it from existence)
• you may opt out (we will respect that immediately)

Changes to this policy

We may update this. We may also forget it exists. Both are equally likely.

Final note

Your privacy matters to us — in the same way that all important abstract concepts do: sincerely, but without unnecessary surveillance energy.