Last updated: whenever we last remembered this page existed.

Welcome to this website. By accessing, browsing, clicking, scrolling, squinting at, or otherwise interacting with it, you agree to the following highly serious and legally-adjacent terms.

By using this website, you agree to:

• not break anything on purpose
• not scrape us into oblivion
• not sue us because the button was slightly off-center
• accept that this website is maintained by a person, not a multinational legal department

1. Don’t be weird.

You know what this means.

• abuse the site
• harass anyone through the site
• try to break things for sport
• scrape us into oblivion
• use the website in a way that would make a reasonable person say “what the hell?”

If you have to ask whether something counts as weird, it probably does.

2. We reserve the right to change absolutely nothing.

We may update this page at some point in the future, but we also may not. We reserve the right to leave it exactly as it is, forever, like a tiny legal time capsule.

3. This website is provided as-is.

We made this with care, but there are no promises here. The website may work perfectly, work intermittently, or briefly achieve a higher plane of consciousness and stop responding.

• uninterrupted availability
• total accuracy
• compatibility with every device, browser, toaster, or fridge
• that every feature will continue to exist
• that the one button you need will be where you emotionally expect it to be

Use of the site is at your own risk, curiosity, and discretion.

4. If something breaks, have you tried emotionally processing it?

• refreshing the page
• trying again later
• using a different browser
• lowering your expectations
• emotionally processing the experience

We appreciate your understanding during difficult times.

5. Intellectual property and other grown-up topics

Unless otherwise stated, the content on this site belongs to us or is used with permission. Please don’t copy, republish, resell, or pretend you made it unless we explicitly say that’s okay.

If you’d like to use something, ask. We’re probably reasonable.

6. No warranties, no dramatic courtroom reveals

To the fullest extent allowed by applicable law, this website is provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind.

We are not liable for confusion, disappointment, or minor existential crises caused by using the site.

That said, if something is badly broken, feel free to tell us.

7. Belgian law? Space law? Unclear.

These terms are governed by whatever makes the most sense, currently approximated as Belgium unless overridden by higher cosmic authority.

8. Final notes

• this is not a giant corporate platform with lawyers on standby
• we are doing our best
• common sense still applies
• the vibes are, at all times, legally adjacent

If we ever replace this page with real Terms of Service, they’ll appear here.

Until then: welcome, enjoy the site, and once again — don’t be weird.